Last night, just before I went to bed, I remembered that I had nothing planned for today and I could get some studying done. I decided on one subject and set myself a target of finishing two units by the end of the day.
So, this morning, I woke up early and ran to the shower because I had to get my studying done. But, the solar water heating system was broken which meant I could only get cold water for my shower. I could've just showered in freezing water but since I'm not mental, I poured water into the old water boiling machine in the corner of the bathroom and flicked on the switch. The boiler would approximately take about 45 minutes to heat the required water in which time I could've started with studies of the first unit. But, I figured I could run for while on the treadmill and get a bit of exercise done so that I didn't have to shower again later in the day if I wanted to work out.
After I was finished with my bath, I settled down on my desk to start studying but I slipped some Tropicana on my desk and on my shirt. So, I searched the house for a sponge to clean it off. Then, I saw that my desk was quite messy so I figured I'd clean the whole desk because a clean and organized desk would help me get my studying done more effectively.
By the time I finished cleaning the desk and organizing my books and making my bed and cleaning my football posters, I felt quite hungry and I realized I hadn't had any breakfast. Since I was home alone, there was nothing in the fridge except a half eaten burger, orange juice that smelled like tears and pain and some suspicious looking yogurt can. I felt I couldn't effectively study on an empty stomach so I ran down to the grocery store to get some food. Then, I figured I was already there and there was a bunch of other crap I better get so I wouldn't have to worry about supplies while I got my studying done.
When I got home, I ate the sandwich I bought at the grocery store while watching an episode of Homeland. I was 20 minutes into the show when I was done with my sandwich so I decided that I would start studying right after the episode ended so as to eliminate the curiosity of knowing what Abu Nazir would do to Carrie while I studied.
2 pm and I settled down into my desk chair and realized it was squeaky and so I ran down to the hardware store and got some oil for the chair so that I wouldn't be distracted by the squeaking of my chair while I got my studying done. While at the hardware store, I ran into a friend who wanted to have lunch together. It had been a while since I saw her and I wasn't full from the shite sandwich, so I went along.
After lunch, I drove her home and got back just as the clock struck 5 to start studying. I found a notebook to make notes and pointers in, but I found that I had used the same notebook in the last semester and there was only a quarter of the pages empty. So, I ran down to the book store to get a brand new notebook because I enjoy the smell of it and also, making notes in a fresh notebook would kick start the semester's studies in a wonderful manner. I remembered that I also needed a new pen and therefore, I shopped for some stationery as I was there anyway. On the way out of the store, I inadvertently saw a dog's vagina which shot my mind and made my legs go funny but that's not the point.
When I got back, I saw dirty dishes from my earlier sandwich eating so I figured I'd do the dishes quickly because that would be one less thing to worry about while I got my studying done. By this time, it was 8:30 pm which meant the Man Utd vs Everton FC game was about to start. So, I got out some Mountain dew I'd bought earlier at the grocery store and settled down on the couch.
I just have to make sure I get to bed early because I want to be well rested for tomorrow so I can study two units.
